light in dark places'
A Pros ABC Challenge
The Lads Get Creative with the Alphabet - amongst other things
Bodie, you can't spell xylophone with a zed!
Bluespirit (written under the pseudonym Cassidy Collins)
Fandom: The Professionals
Summary: ABC silliness.
Word count: 225
Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction. The characters and universe are the property of
Brian Clemens and Mark One Productions. This fic is meant solely for entertainment purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.
"And another thing - how many times have I told you not to eat
biscuits in bed - look at the mess, it's like a disaster area-"
"Crumbs everywhere - what am I goin' to do with you, Bodie?"
"Finished muttering have we? Good, now get that delectable arse over
here and give me a cuddle."
"Huh - a cuddle with my arse? In case you haven't noticed, that might
be a physical impossibility mate. Just a minute, how about if I rub it -
"Know what you are, sunshine...an evil tempter of lovely young lads
such as myself, that's what...oh Christ...yeah, more, just like
"Lovely, eh? Maybe you are at that, well I've been stuck with you for
twenty years so you mustn't be too bad. Now how about we get back to the
matter in hand, so to speak, mmm, that feels good. Oh yeah! Put your hand
there Bodie - oh that's perfect. Quick! Rub me harder, oh bloody
"S'alright, love - I've got you. There you go - feel good?"
"Un-fucking-believable, mate. Very relaxed now, mmm. Wanna just close
my eyes for forty winks, all right?"
"Xmas trees aren't lit up as much as I am, sunshine. You can't leave
me in this state...Ray...what about me...come on mate...Ray, Ray...you